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Sam Mitchell coaching the St. Alexander Junior High Chess Team:
Are we gonna beat our opponents using our superior chess knowledge? No.
Are we gonna beat them using our precisely practiced skills? No.
Are we gonna beat them with our highly researched strategies? No.
I’ll tell you how we’re going to beat them. Hustle. Pure hustle. I
want all of you to punch the clock within the first 7 seconds. I don’t
care how good or bad your move is. Just punch that fucking clock. Now,
I know you’re going to be forced into some bad positions. You may lose
your rook, you may lose your queen, but by god, you’ll do it with 110%
grit and determination.
- www.thebasketballjones.net
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| The setting: 4 guys pre-drinking at a friend's place after class
the topic of discussion: hot girls in class --> exs/gfs
--> a celeb our exs/gfs would allow us to fuk --> picking
one celeb we'd like to fuk
guy 1 - some relativly new actress i can't remember or even heard of
guy 2 - some Maxim model
guy 3 - Jessica Alba
guy 4 - another Maxim model
ensuing action: googling pics of the previously chosen girls
ensuing comments:
- "damn"
- "nice"
- "hot"
- "Ding Dong!"
HAHAHA
Ding Dong?....who the fuk says "Ding Dong!"
Ding Dong! has now been a week old but we still can't stop laughing
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| most people use sites like http://www.break.com/
when they are bored at work. well i've been bored as hell at home
so here are some links of a few funny vids that actually made me lol.
WARNING: some vids contain explicit language!!
for those who have seen the Angery German Kid vid, here is the vid with the proper translation.
http://www.break.com/index/angry_german_kid_with_subtitles.html
for those who have/currently play World of Warcraft im sure you've seen
the legendary Leroy Jenkins. this vid became so popular it was a
question on Jeopardy. well here is a Leroy Jenkins Angery German
Kid compliation.
http://www.break.com/movies/angry_german_kid_vs_leeroy_jenkins.html
here is an old vid of Arnold Schwarzenegger explaining his love for pumping iron.
http://www.break.com/movies/arnold_schwarzenegger_cuming.html
this is a vid of Robin Williams giving his interpretation for the origin of golf.
http://www.break.com/movies/robin_williams_on_golf.html
and finally an amazing road race between BMW M5 vs. Audi RS4
http://www.break.com/movies/bmw_m5_vs_audi_rs4.html
all vids courtesy of Break.com
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| welcome back Dr. Shin!
farewell Mr. Kim!
and this song is the shiznit...constant rotation.
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